It is rather funny, but also very sad that people are so stubborn in their determination to force some scientific truth out of words meant to be taken figuratively.
Like you sure know (example few posts above) some people ignore whatever you show them, if it isn't mentioned in their holy fairy tale.
Fact is, whoever wrote the bible had 0 clue about the Big Bang, and if your Christian friend had any clue about the theory he would know that there is nothing before the Bang/inflation, there is no time before the begin of time.. at least according to the theory, but if they would have the "ultimate truth" they wouldn't have to resort to scientific discoveries and theories to make their point, and if in the bible (or qur'an or elsewhere) they had been talking about the big bang, believers wouldn't have had to wait for thousands of years until somebody else comes up with it.. after months and years of hard work they dare to give credit to some murdering slave driving pedophiles (aka God's early followers), because they learned to twist and adjust and interpret their blathering to apply it to everything in the world and claim "GODDIDIT - GODSAIDIT".
They read between non-existent lines.. and they read between the lines because if they would read their incoherent crap the way a rationally thinking brain reads it, the truth would jump in their face, the sad truth that they are living a lie and that they took some idiotic horrific fairy tales to base their way of life and their moral code on.. that they read "made up history" and let it pervert their picture of reality.
Fact is, the scientific (and other) errors in their holy fairy tales are so numerous and ridiculous and obvious.. that it is really difficult to not see them.. they didn't even get the simple math right in many cases (i will spare you the examples), their scientific "truths" are plain idiotic, ancient superstition and a pathetic attempt to explain the world, based on a selection of even older books (in meantime we know they stole from pre-christian religions and made their own religion, just like the muslims did) lies, wishful thinking and ridiculous crap that is too stupid to be taken for anything but a bad joke, well actually a very cruel and clever way to enslave and scare people into blind submission.. even thousands of years in the future, I wonder if they were aware of that.
There are still people around in these modern times who believe that the world is flat, they won't take reality into consideration, their book said so! Really true, but i guess you know that.
Others say "well that is ridiculous, but the earth is the center of the universe!!!"
Others say "no they got it wrong but... god flooded the earth and it is only 5000-10000 years old!!".
And so on.. and so on.. and so on.
How can i make a difference between real history and idiotic made up tales and fables? Well i don't need them, but how can they make a difference between poetry and stupid stories (what some theists admit in some cases) and the binding and most valuable words of God? Where is something made up and where is it historic fact? That is where brainwashing comes in and faith.. But i wonder, how do they make a difference?
Jesus curses a fig tree because he didn't get a fig?
Jesus the son of God resurrected to strike fear into the hearts of the infidels but the other thousands of people who rose from the dead at the same time in Jerusalem.. oh well that is just a story?
Dude spends 3 days inside a fish?
God hangeth the world upon nothing??? Where tf are we hanging?
Israelites have to cover up their feces outside their encampment, because Almighty God was inclined to stroll around at night?
The firmament Is a solid roof over the world held by pillars?
Tower of Babel as an attempt to reach God and he being so concerned as to change their languages so they wouldn't be able to communicate as the explanation for why people have different languages..?
Rainbows are a sign of god that he won't flood us anymore? Yet he floods bit by bit every once in a while..
The devil trying to get God to worship him by bribing him with the earth?
"I have given thee cows dung for mans dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith." just wtf is this?
"Thou shall not pimp your outfit with 2 different materials".
EX 17:14 God says that he will utterly blot out the remembrance of Amalek.
DT 25:19 "... you shall blot out the memory of Amalek from under heaven; you must not forget."
Pretty difficult now that his remembrance is permanently preserved in the Bible...
What i find very funny.. the Garden of Eden must still be on earth, guarded by angels with fiery swords. And the serpent must still be crawling around on the ground eating dust.
As we all know this is just a tiny part of all the ridiculous stories.. so how can i damage my brain enough to take the same book and look for science and history in there?
I will gladly repeat this over and over again.. a halfway bright 10 year old has the valuable teachings from the bible qur'an torah etc and much more than that, yet we tell them to stop believing in Santa, pixies, Rumpelstilskin etc.. so why not God too?
Why do we let them cause psychological damage with those books? Their "holy" piles of toilet paper should be put in museums alongside relics from cavemen and other things we have no real use for. Whatever their books may have to offer is written in other books, was written in other books even before their books were written, they didn't even get teachings from thousands of years before in there, ignored and even demonized medicine and accurate teachings but instead they made up things and blamed diseases on witchcraft and demons..
Don't you think we wasted enough time studying their books and looking for anything of real value for humanity in there? They should rather close their books and read other books to get a grip on reality, it is really about time.